(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 03, 2020
Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon
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The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.
Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022