Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 03, 2020
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Nigga Mountain Toilet

Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon
Ah man look at that dude! he is doing the Nigga mountain toilet
by Jackbanan August 17, 2019
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walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak
Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.
by dkdj29 February 13, 2008
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Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick
by A classy fellow June 06, 2020
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The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
by Soggy socks April 06, 2019
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I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation
"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."
by peteypab November 06, 2013
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deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.
Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022
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