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Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
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The secondary school toilets

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.
Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.
by Soggy socks April 6, 2019
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School toilet paper

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper
by Hi peps March 29, 2021
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deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.
Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022
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toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart
by Jade and janie December 25, 2016
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Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
by A classy fellow June 6, 2020
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Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube
At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”
by SynthLSD February 6, 2020
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