(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
Get the Garland’s Law of Toiletsmug. by Soggy socks April 6, 2019
Get the The secondary school toiletsmug. by Hi peps March 29, 2021
Get the School toilet papermug. The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.
Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.
by The Real Driller January 10, 2022
Get the deformed man's toiletmug. A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out
by Jade and janie December 25, 2016
Get the toilet paper fortmug. by A classy fellow June 6, 2020
Get the Toilet paper dickmug. by SynthLSD February 6, 2020
Get the Boneless toilet papermug.