When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!
Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.
by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011
Get the Spring Break Surprisemug. Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.
Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "
Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.
Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.
Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "
by Lordmatt September 6, 2013
Get the Federal worker breakmug. The 4:20 am or pm time where you sneak off to smoke weed. weed, Mary Jane, reefer, blunt, ganja, 4/20, marijuana, doobie, bong, stoned, joint
by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016
Get the 4:20 breakmug. on your ipad, when the screen doesn't display right when you turn it on its side and then turn back to correct the display on the screen.
user 1: damn i cant type because the keyboard is hiding the text box.
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
user 2: have you tried the ipad break dance?
user 3: oh thanks, that fixed it!
by pixiegod November 7, 2013
Get the ipad break dancemug. A 6 pack of Budweiser, 1 Mikes Hard Lemonade and 2 Forty's of King Cobra. All purchased in one outing/party and enjoyed together in whatever order you please, preferably cold.
Yo Tae Tae, I'm gonna run in the store and get some dranks, you want something? Yeah G, lemme get a Mississippi lunch break! Shit Tae, i'll get us both one!
by Swankyville May 23, 2013
Get the Mississippi lunch breakmug. by SuperAlbaner September 5, 2022
Get the break someones backmug. by Hopeanddespair2134🍄 June 11, 2021
Get the Real Breaking Natemug.