Spider

SPIDERS ARE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES ON EARTH SENT TO DESTROY HUMANS AND ALL EARTH

"Er meh gerd a spider ate Mel!"
"AHHHH! It's coming after us!!"
"RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"

by J_tron_JA(R)x409102 February 28, 2015

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

Spider

Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).

Look, a very cute spider!

by Turtle hive mind November 25, 2021

Ferocious Lady-Spider

A female undercarriage.
A vagina.

She loves to tickle her ferocious lady-spider

by Astaraelpanther July 14, 2010

Spider Dancing

A component of DJ logic or musical playlist planning where songs are ordered in a way to achieve an optimum listening experience. The process involves playing songs with a slower tempo after faster paced hits. This allows listeners to recover fully between extreme party moments.

See the way the tempo slowed down after that banger? Classic DJ spider dancing, giving us a chance to chill before re-melting our faces.

by sonofrickslone May 25, 2015

spider raptor

A name that no one remembers anymore if we are being for real.....

Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess

by Some Ranomd Guy April 4, 2021

spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.

did you spider horse that joe last night?

by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019