canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

shooting rollies

Spreading your legs too far or bending over and showing part of or lack of underwear.
You can also "catch rollies" if they see the act of shooting rollies.

"Oh boy, that girl is shooting rollies."
"I just caught some rollies."
"I'm catching rollies right now."

by Souther Conch terms February 26, 2018

shooting apples

A code word for having sex

Gay Guy 1: let's start shooting apples
Gay Guy 2: ok, sounds cool

by Carlio' May 13, 2018

shoot

cumming

I swear I'm gonna shoot everywhere!

by i need help with math May 13, 2018

Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol

Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol

by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016