When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
by jvcanote June 6, 2018
Get the Ass Fairymug. A cute ass bitch who cooks the best breakfast you will ever have and you can't believe what a lesbian power couple you are with them
by minge-like substance January 26, 2022
Get the Fairy bugmug. Verb
The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
by Frisky Dan November 25, 2016
Get the Tooth Fairymug. An urban legend that children think is true but isn't.For example children put there tooth under there pillow and sleep then they think that the tooth fairy will take there tooth but its actually there parents.
Child:I can't wait for the tooth fairy
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow
Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
Parent:Takes the child's tooth and put money under there pillow
Child:Mommy!I got 50 dollars from the tooth fairy!!
by oh.its.me.mbasa June 22, 2020
Get the Tooth Fairymug. if you dont date fairies you're probably the type of person that doesnt date till theyre 37.
what kind of type is that? do you sit alone in the dark like a mushroom growing moss?
date fairies
fairy sexy
fairy hot
fairy poops glitter
what kind of type is that? do you sit alone in the dark like a mushroom growing moss?
date fairies
fairy sexy
fairy hot
fairy poops glitter
by belles <3 May 11, 2020
Get the fairymug. A cigarette dipped or poured over with cannabis oil. Like a turbocharged spliff, the combination of nicotine and concentrated weed cause a head rush that leaves you seeing sparkles
"Tony didn't have any weed, but my dabs and his pack of cigarettes made a hell of a fairy cock for us to smoke"
by JaxonCoop April 26, 2022
Get the Fairy Cockmug. Noun. The fairy that comes the night before a vacation while the kids are sleeping usually leaving toys and books and games for the kids to keep entertained and calm while traveling. It also is an incentive for excited children to go to sleep the night before.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
When the excited kids go to sleep the vacation fairy will come and leave surprises to keep them entertained while traveling to their destination.
The night before they left for their vacation the children went to bed early in hopes that the vacation fairy would come and leave fun toys and surprises for the long ride.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 9, 2023
Get the vacation fairymug.