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brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope
I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.
by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008
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Plan B Toilet Paper

A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.
Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!
by RootsofWar November 18, 2011
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100% my type on paper

A phrase said when a guy/girl's appearance matches your preference and you find them attractive. They are exactly what you're looking for looks wise.
"Theo is a 100% my type on paper"
"Yeah he is gorgeous!"
by El-Gee July 28, 2017
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toilet paper boxing glove

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
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rock paper scissors extreme

A game of rock paper scissors where the loser gets hurt according to how he lost
If they lose to:
Stone - The get a punch in the arm
Paper - A slap to the face
Scissors - A Nipple Cripple

Great for playing drunk normally someone ends up dead :D
Slaps are normally the worst
Remember I made this game up :D
Rock paper scissors EXTREME is just plain even have you seen my face!
by Jay Clarkson July 4, 2005
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rest stop toilet paper

Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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hot piece of paper

A hot guy, usually one of a female's many conquests.
Damn Emily, I saw you with a new hot piece of paper today, you must be a speed reader.
by emilycoo October 11, 2005
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