Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

Dave Tshienda

cheating on another level when you're in a relationship

He always dave Tshienda

by MarianneMil March 4, 2022

El Dave

Tequila soda lime

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl

by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019

Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.

Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.

by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 22, 2017

Dave

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave

- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave

by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

deep dave

A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.

“All the ladies love Deep Dave.”
“Deep Dave deep dives in ya.”

by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021