p chode

a poopy chode, most likely from partaking in gay butt sex.

when ed took his penis out of nick's butt he gave him a p chode.

by davis024 April 29, 2005

girthy chode

A phallic instrument of significant width in comparison to it's length

Ooh boy his dick was wider than it was deep inside of me! he had a girthy chode!

by GirthyAF February 16, 2017

Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.

Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.

by TheyCallMeCrystal July 23, 2011

Chode Lawson

A mother fucker who is so fake and so gay.

" Chode Lawson is so damn fake it aint even cool man."

by spmcd February 15, 2019

fat chode

a big fat willy that's really really fat but tiny.

"hey trina.. you have a nice fat chode, looking pretty narley"

"cool dude.. it feels kinda.. soft today"

by nagrominators April 26, 2021

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 08, 2023

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 01, 2017