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Book of the Thug Life

The Book of the Thug Life is in the progress of being written by the thuggest dude himself, Schmurr or Due Sette. It's a memoir/biography of all the things Due Sette has seen in his life or knows he will have to face. Also featured in the book are all the typical situations a thug might have to encounter and the proper response. The table of contents goes as follows:
Chapter-
1. How To Know You're Legit
2. What Is a Thug?
3. Why You Wish You Were a Thug
4. The Thug Life
5. Why Most People Can't Handle The Thug Life
6. Hop Off the Term Thug If You Are Not a Thug
7. Why I Am a Thug(My Biographical Reference)
8. Who Can Stop a Thug(Nobody)
9. Rule #1 of a Thug
10. The Thug Life Rules
11. What To Do When You Encounter...?

This is the official preview of the next big thing in the literature business. This is all you can see until it is actually written.
Explicit content is used and it is strongly advised that the book should not be read by all.
I wish I was a thug so I'm going to go out and buy the Book of the Thug Life.
by Schmurr April 1, 2009
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The sexual book of sexualness

Every sexual thing you need to know about your first, second, third or even maybe fourth date.
"Hey man, i dont know what to do with my girl on our third date."

"Hey, look it up in The sexual book of sexualness, it has everything for your first, second, third or maybe even fouth date."

"Thanks man" *knuckle touch*
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two sides to a book

getting help from homies to make the money
with two sides to a book alicked stamps
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Slovakian Mac book

a mac book glued together with shit piss puke and jizz
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The Badass Book Club

the Badass Book Club is a group of badass babes who like to read books and talk about them. Often abbreviated to BBC or BABC (should there be confusion with British Broadcast stuff). The BBC is located in Indianapolis, IN, with satellite members in Cincinnati, OH and Kansas City, KS. Members span a 10-year age range and were born between 1974 and 1984. Membership is limited to 12 babes, and new members are only admitted with unanimous approval. Membership meetings are held once annually, in August or September.

Founded: 2009
I can't meet you for drinks tonight because I've already got plans to be awesome with the BBC.

I'm sorry, but The Badass Book Club is not accepting new members.
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really good book

Dude1: is there anything better than pussy?
Dude2: yes a really good book
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post book sadness

When you've finished a book you thoroughly enjoyed and your left with no friends because of all the time you've put into reading the book.
Friend 1: "Are you okay?"
Friend 2: "yeah, I've just got post book sadness."
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