commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.
A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!
by Phatal May 24, 2003
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Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
by TheDarkness1694 June 01, 2010
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Talking sauce

To talk sauce: verb
1) To talk bad about an individual or situation

2) Can be used in place of "talking shit"
3) Mainly used in accusations; ie. Have you been talkin sauce?
I overheard Jessica talking sauce about Kim. She was saying how she got a new STD from Tom.
by SeanMon July 21, 2013
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t-sauce

Shaun, Do you want t-sauce on your burger?
Robert, What is t-sauce?
Shaun, Tomato sauce you fuckin idiot
Robert, T-sauce is not tomato sauce
Shaun, um yeah it is
Robert, not tobasco? i feel like you just made that up
Shaun, fuck you Rob... Jess want some t-sauce?
by tsacue fake news June 03, 2017
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uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.
I just love uncle sauce on a Monday morning.
by Dick_mangler February 21, 2018
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Soy Sauced

A group of friends are trading jokes and then one of them tells a joke that falls flat and ruins the thread of humor. It's like dumping too much soy sauce on rice.
We were all busting each other up till Jerry soy sauced the thread of humor with a lame joke.
by Tpsreport August 01, 2014
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El Sauce

when your girlfriend's mom accidently touches your testicles or penis or both when attempting to give you a towel.
Well when I was getting out of the shower before I swam, my Anna's mom pulled an el sauce when she tried to give me a towel.
by the sauce master May 17, 2010
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