grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

grand theft trophy

When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.

Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope

Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.

by Southpaw Slut May 20, 2023

Arigato Grande

A meme name of Ariana Grande that references that one picture of her seemingly Asian-styled.

Person 1: arigato grande and blackiana are my favorite races of her
Person 2: she's such a multicultural queen

by repufolklore January 17, 2025

The Grand Canyon

The act of pissing between ones butt cheeks, creating the visual of the Grand Canyon.

“Tonight, Martha and I are going to go make the Grand Canyon”

“Sheila and I cant make the Grand Canyon because she’s too flat”

by Cakeman June 14, 2020

Grand Madame

An elegant, but slightly risque librarian from Cessnock.

The Grand Madame from Cessnock is so ostrobogulous.

by anonymous June 21, 2022

Tommy Grande

Nig from MobBlock who produced Cardbox Box I and Cardboard Box II . has red hair.

Look that man, he looks like Tommy Grande

by pooppy 23 December 26, 2020

Grundle grande

The grundle grande is when on a hot moist day you run your hand from your grundle to your balls and then proceed to slap someone in the face

Man did you hear about Jeff . Kyle hit him with the old grundle grande. Hope Kyle showered yesterday

by Hdockboy May 30, 2023