facebook cowboy

A person that goes to Cabela’s or Bass Pro and buys everything at retail then brags to their friends online. They believe in their mind that they just had a hunt of their life!
Andrew just bought an expensive cooler from Cabela’s and posted about it. He must be a Facebook Cowboy.
by Mathleen February 7, 2018
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Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position
You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!
by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023
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Nautical cowboy

Sex on a jet ski in cowgirl position while on the ocean
After I rolled her from her starboard side, she rode me in the nautical cowboy till the seals came home
by Nickrad158 July 27, 2018
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Cowboy Carter

One of Beyonce's best works.
"Sorry, I must listen to Beyonce's new album, Cowboy Carter, releasing on March 29, 2024."
by Hmmleommm March 20, 2024
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Inverse cowboy

When the guy sits reverse cowgirl on top , sticks it i her and shits on her belly
Bro I worked the inverse cowboy on that cowgirl and she loved it
by Ndizzle78 December 28, 2022
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Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.
by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022
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cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.
He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.
by big bear941 April 12, 2014
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