Summer Standards

The temporary set of standards used for finding a evanescent mate during the summer season, when most respectable candidates have gone home or off vacationing. It is appropriate for Summer Standards to be lower than the standards of previous seasons, and no judgment for the reduction of moral and physical standards can be given during this time.

Summergirl #1: "Ew, you hooked up with BroMoseph during summer?! He has a neckbeard!".

Summergirl #2: "Girl, it's all good, my Summer Standards allow neckbeards as long as they aren't gingers".

by theartofbeingbopular November 16, 2011

Summer Shag

Long hair from not getting a haircut during summer break.

Looks like everyone got a haircut over fall break. They got rid of their summer shag.

by AtomBoiler October 13, 2011

Sumner Hinch

While in sexual intercourse with your male partner, run at him as fast as you can ramming him in the ass yelling, "Ten Points Gryffindor!" then ejaculating in ones belly button.

Man 1: Here I come Sumner Hinch!
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button

by sargent ass July 29, 2012

summerestimate

When you overestimate the long-term potential of a summer fling.

By October, it was clear that Jessica had summerestimated her relationship with Trevor.

by Five for Fivel March 18, 2013

summerass

Occures during the summer months. Usually caused by physical activity when sweat gets trapped in the crack of your ass. Causes diaper rash type symptoms. Also referred to as "SARS" ( sweaty arse syndrome ).

Need to Finnish work soon and get into the shower. Got the worded case of summerass.

by mominder September 1, 2013

summertime sass

The act of doing something sassy in summer whilst summertime sadness blasts in the background. often mistaken with wintertime sass and springtime sass.

I just got summertime sassed by some random the other day

by manicantthinkofapseudonymname March 2, 2014

summer sandwich

N. Two sweaty men with a big sausage in the middle. Preferably covered in a nice white sauce. Served hot.

Bro: Hey wanna make a summer sandwich? No homo!
Bro 2: Dude, summer sandwiches are definitely homo.

by liquid muffins I gmail.com March 4, 2014