Singer

Rules for being a singer:
1. Never wear anything normal
2. Marry after 2-15 weeks
3. Either make good music and be depressed, or make bad music and have a undeserved sense of accomplishment
4. drugs. take it as you will, but whatever happens, drugs have to be involved
5. Most importantly of all, either O.D. or shoot yourself, and you are never aloud to live past 60

Wow, look at that depressed, regretful, weird ass guy holding pills in one hand and a gun in the other contemplating which to kill himself with! He must be a famous singer.

by thatguywhostalksyouafterwork July 26, 2017

Slingerz

The plural of beer.

Yoooo! Pass the slingerz man im tryin to get wasted

by steveybb October 27, 2017

swinger swanger

Weird shit

Wow she’s swinger swanger

by Swinger swanger definer November 6, 2017

Spinverness

When friends whom you love dearly move away to break your heart.

Wow, you’re really messing us up and making a spinverness of the situation.

by Spinverness April 20, 2018

Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.

Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.

by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017

Spinner

Someone who pretends to be sick to get time off work so they can play xbox

Shaun's called in sick again, he's an absolute spinner.

by Notallh June 6, 2018

Shinger

When you screw over someone so bad you just have to make a random word to compensate for it , random word some friends and I use - xaaron350x

"Don't you shinger me!" "Dude you shingered me!" "I have been shingered!"

by xaaron350x June 13, 2018