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speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.
Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
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Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
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Over the speed limit

When someone does something overly crazy, or in a way that is unbecoming of a normal functioning adult human being.
"Did you see Kevin raging over League of Legends? He's really over the speed limit."
by SteviePepperoni May 13, 2025
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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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Speed runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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Speed Bag the Pickle

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
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Speed-slut

Someone who will do whatever is necessary to receive or aquire Methamphetamine's usually having sex or blowing for drugs
That guy is definitely a speed-slut
by Meth-Malone March 8, 2022
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