Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

slappalicious

when you slap a fat guys breasts:
1on purpose
2 or by accident

1i was being so slappalicious when I was sumo wrestling
2we were playing baseball and I hit the the ball in the fat guys moob its was so slappalicious

by urbandictionary25262728 March 30, 2015

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015

slappasism

A way to fix someone who is out of order.

To perform a slappasism

by howandwhydotcom December 27, 2014

slappurs

A female with bomb pussy and a big as booty that slaps loud when you hitting it doggystyle

"I just came from Natalia's house we had a good time she got slappurs"

by Alegory won May 10, 2015

Slapper

When a man and a women are having sex and the man and women's genatalia slap together

guy 1: They were so loud last night!
guy 2: Yeah, I could hear them having a slapper!

by Mciay September 7, 2015