An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
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"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
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The act of scratching your own balls using only one hand. Directions are to use your thumb to lift the dick off the itchy sack while simultaneously “scraping” your finger downward relieving the itch.
“Dude, I was holding my girls hand and my balls were really itchy, so I had to use the lift and scrape so I wouldn’t ruin the moment.“
by Dong demarco February 8, 2022
Get the Lift and scrape mug.A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.
by KloppOut January 12, 2023
Get the Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece mug.The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
Get the Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener mug.where a man sticks a toilet brush in a girls asshole and spins it around viscously until her rectum bleeds. Then the man takes said brush and licks the blood and shit clean and spits it in the womans mouth and makes out with the man.
by White_Boy_Ryd February 11, 2026
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