bust semen not skulls

In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.

At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."

by famallama May 5, 2010

Street Semen

Freshly fallen snow in the road that slicks the surface, making driving more difficult than usual.

Holy shit we just lost control of the car for a second around that turn.

Yeah dude, the roads covered in street semen.

by FartHuffer99 December 8, 2010

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

buffalo semen

Ed dye is a buffalo semen

'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'

by Jesusballs May 27, 2014

funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 27, 2017

dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018