seatjack

to have a seat on a public transportation vehicle taken from the rightful person through side stepping, racing in front or hurdling

Heading home after a long day's work and was seatjacked on the number 2 train.

by nyalias81 December 4, 2010

Seattle Slush Puppie

The act of having sex in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their arse. At climax the ice cube is released, ejaculated up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.

Sam was having sex with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her arse. after, he spunked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. This became the Seattle Slush Puppie

by The Smiling Sam November 2, 2013

Seattle Basic Bitch

A Seattle basic bitch is not to different than a regular basic bitch. This basic bitch originated from Seattle or surrounding areas. As a basic bitch is generally a female, there are some males who have caught the basic bitch syndrome. She/He takes pictures of everything and posts them on a variety of social media sites; Facebook, Instagram, snapchat. They often take adventures to magical places like a Seahawks game, Starbucks, chipotle or some other type of 'basic hippie' location. She/he documents the outing with a selfie to make sure the world knows. Selfies include; pictures in their Seahawks swag, pictures with their Starbucks drink, pictures at a festival or rave, or a combination of the sort of 'basic' activities one might do in Seattle.

Did you see Sara's Instagram? She posted another selfie in her Seahawks gear with another white chocolate mocha from Starbucks with the hashtag #fuckthe49ers. What a Seattle basic bitch.

by Seattlelover January 7, 2015

Seattle Basic Bitch

Is the typical angry female seen staring at her phone or just plain looking angry.If you make eye contact with this beast she will start pointing at you and screaming misagynist, oppressor,or any other litany of feminist anti-male buzzwards.

Man did you hear that Seattle Basic Bitch going off on that guy for asking her if she wanted a drink at the bar last night.

by SingleSeattle November 2, 2015

Seattle Swashbuckler

When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.

Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"

by Aryan Leader November 6, 2015

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

by Table of Knowledge October 3, 2016