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Street Son

A individual in their teens to early twenties that is immature as fuck but always getting help from his older homies or his 10 different street moms cause he is the ADHD baby faced kid everyone finds him something between attractive to funny.
Zach be a lil street son out here.. lives off all his homies and street moms he be playing n munching off of... Yeah but he does it to me to cause he funny af.
by Smokingtrees1011 June 12, 2025
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Damn son

When you catch your son doing something irritating or annoying, perhaps in a way that would make you shout and shake your fist in the air.
Son: please pay your taxes
Father: ARGH, not this again! Damn son! *shakes fist*
Son: please don't hit me again
by VocabulaRay January 22, 2022
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Mystery Son

A game in which three males ejaculate into separate cups, and three females have to randomly choose a cup and turkey-baster it into their vagina. 9 months later, the females have to guess which male spawned their newborn child.
"Hey Kerri! How about you and Jasmine and Bella join John and Kyle and I for a game of Mystery Son this afternoon!"
"Sounds like a plan! Hope I get you!"
by FanOfGenitals November 5, 2012
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Son of a poppyseed!

A PG-13 version of "son of a bitch" that was first introduced in a Panera commercial for their Strawberry Poppyseed Salad.
Son of a poppyseed! This salad looks good as a bih.
by whitefridaynite August 26, 2021
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Son of a-

When you're about to say "Son of a bitch" but stop yourself halfway through to say something else, usually another instance of swearing, or get interrupted.
Person one: Son of a-
Person two: What? Gone mute?
Person one: Ya know what? Fuck off richard!
by LAKottke October 21, 2021
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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
by Sixcircles November 16, 2024
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Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
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