A Sleeping Beauty

A Sleeping Beauty is when your girlfriend or significant other is sound asleep and you ejaculate on her face to wake her up.

I gave my girlfriend a Sleeping Beauty this morning.

by vinxanity March 30, 2015

Sleep Creep

A sleep creep is someone who "creeps" out his/her significant other when shacking by doing such things as talking while sleeping, thrashing around, stealing the covers, making strange noises, sweating when its not hot, breathing hard, or opening his/her eyes while asleep.

Aaron is such a sleep creep, he dreamt that he was playing football and actually tackled Vicky in his sleep by rolling her on top of him and staring her in the face.

by The Answer4 January 27, 2007

Fake Sleep

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009

sleep terrorist

Someone who sleeps for more than 10 hours a day.

You know what time Bagha woke up? 4 in the afternoon! Dude is such a sleep terrorist.

by L January 16, 2005

Nut and sleep

When you just want an orgasm and go straight to sleep without all the other faff that usually goes with sex . Eg. Foreplay . Position changes.

She was too tired for adventurous sex , so we just did nut and sleep .

by UnfairNarwhal November 30, 2017

Shower Sleep

To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.

Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!

by Z.W.C. December 16, 2009

sleep depraved

When you keep having sexy dreams.

I'm so sleep depraved at the moment, I'm having wet dreams every night!

by Shuaman February 26, 2019