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scumfuckery, n

*scumfuckers, n: the act of showing up uninvited to a private home and destroying/damaging/rendering unusable/defecating upon/micturating upon the personal goods of the owner of the establishment. can also mean stealing of any valuable goods from a private home/business.

*scumfuckers, n2: the labeling of particular individuals that engage in scumfuckery, one who engages in scumfuckery.

*scumfuck, to scumfuck, v: the act of in any way devaluing another private citizen's property after entering their home without consent.
scumfuckery, n1: 'Just don't engage in any scumfuckery, Homeless Hal.'

scumfuckers, n2: 'Those scumfuckers sure torched that tapestry last night.'

scumfuck, v: 'Let's go to Geoff's party and scumfuck that place up.'
by Loren Kilkeary May 24, 2011
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lowlife scumbag

After mooching most of your life
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband

(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)

5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.

6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.
Ellie: I'm not a scumbag! When that house caught fire, I let that old bag live with us!
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.
by Mia Martinelli April 15, 2016
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Buddy's Cum Lake

Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.
One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!
by Creepy Fish Finger(very scary) January 25, 2022
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scumble

The words fumble and scramble together ... Only happens in football (or Pro Evo) when somebody 'fumbles' the ball in the box and when there is a 'scramble' for the ball so a scumble is formed
Oisin: Shit the keeper dropped the ball
Cian:Come on get the ball
** Defender Clears Ball **
Oisin: Wat a Scumble
Cian: Got lucky ya cunt
by Oisinmc14 October 8, 2007
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scumbags vs. guidos

the tension between guidos and scumbags in certain schools. guidos are obviously short cut hair, ed hardy wearing, club going people with big egos. in this case a scumbag is as flanel wearing, dip spitting, bigger egos, kid who does not give a fuck and in regular society is considered disgusting.
In allentown high school, the scumbags hate the guidos. Can anyone say scumbags vs. guidos?
by fuckyouscumbag August 1, 2011
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scumba

Something, like an action or object, or someone, that is one or many of the following

Sketchy
fugly
shady
scumy
slutty
bitchy
Mike's girlfriend is such a scumba. She is the ugliest bitch i have ever seen.
by Austin McLovin October 14, 2007
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scumbag

being argumentative towards your friends. leaving them for a girl, disagreeing with them, not holding a promise for them...you get the picture
you agree the night before where you're going for lunch and when the time comes this takes place..
scum-"yo we're not going to subway subway is asssss" friends-"dude we agreed last night that we were going there now you're being a scum"
scum-"i'm not being a scum its either here or we don't eat"
friends-"wow what a scumbag."


another situation that goes on for over 2 months
friends-"yo where goin out tomorrow night, its friday gonna have a good time, i heard like 3 kids are throwin it down"
scum-"nah dude i'm not going i'm hangin out with n-time"
friends-"wooooow this is like the 5th week in a row you scumbag"
by whats goooodie January 22, 2009
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