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commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.
A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!
by Phatal May 24, 2003
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Soy Sauced

A group of friends are trading jokes and then one of them tells a joke that falls flat and ruins the thread of humor. It's like dumping too much soy sauce on rice.
We were all busting each other up till Jerry soy sauced the thread of humor with a lame joke.
by Tpsreport August 1, 2014
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uncle sauce

When you stick your uncle into a juicer and ejaculate into the juice produced by the juicer and feed it too your cat Mittens and he ejaculates while vomiting into a can.
by Dick_mangler May 7, 2018
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Raw Sauce

Phrase used by BIg Shaq before he says "The ting goes skrrrahh pop pop pop pop and a boom boomp you dun now."
Big Shaq is a awesome rapper who roasted Shaquille O'Neal.
by ItsJustAPrank! April 20, 2018
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Fish Sauce

A delightful delicacy enjoyed in places like South East Asia. Sure, it smells, but the Umami taste is to die for! Asian gangsters will take shots of it as initiation or just for fun. But NEVER, EVER, EVER microwave it. You will regret it and everyone else who uses that microwave will suffer too. Also, if you think fish sauce smells bad, try Shrimp Paste.
Thug 1: "Ai-Yah! I put da Fish Sauce in all my rice meal!"
Thug 2: "Ai-Zah! I know it good, right?"
Thug 3: "Ai-Yah! I had it in my rice yesterday and I'm microwaving the leftovers right now!!"
Thugs 1 & 2: "Ai- YOU DID WHAT???!!!!"
by South East Asian Man September 1, 2022
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t-sauce

Shaun, Do you want t-sauce on your burger?
Robert, What is t-sauce?
Shaun, Tomato sauce you fuckin idiot
Robert, T-sauce is not tomato sauce
Shaun, um yeah it is
Robert, not tobasco? i feel like you just made that up
Shaun, fuck you Rob... Jess want some t-sauce?
by tsacue fake news June 3, 2017
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maple sauce

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.
"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.
by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008
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