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it like a 3rd leg! women will be afraid of it!
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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sobig

A simple but very effective family of malware spread mainly by stupid Micro$oft users who don't update their system and don't have a virus scanner.
I keep getting bounces from virus scanners that are to stupid to realise that Sobig forges the from address.
by flame August 29, 2003
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sobrietus

The state of mind describing exactly what you are not when you have had a few too many and your parents drop by for a surprise visit. The state of being "not sobrietus" makes one tenfold more likely to engage in a farmer's delight.
"Dude, my mom just walked in and I am definitely not sobrietus."
"Quick, hide the goat."
by Glenny G January 14, 2008
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soberxiety

anxiety about the lack of alcohol that has been in the blood stream.
ah! im about to loose it from this intense soberxiety! i havent gotten blitzed in five days!
by drunky pants mcgee February 5, 2009
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Sobolak

100% Polish name. The one branch of Sobolaks that come from southern Poland from a small city in Sanok and the surrounding rural areas, and quite possibly the best-looking Sobolaks to ever exist.

You'll now find some Sobolaks in New Jersey and New York and as of now, one in San Diego, CA.
Have you seen Annette Sobolak lately? Damn.
by spinspinnsuga June 26, 2009
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Sober Search

The day after. In some way, shape, or form you were inebriated the night before and you left something out of place or what not in your room that could lead to you getting busted. A sober search in the frantic look around your room in the morning to make sure you didn't do something stupid, like leave a bong next to your bed.
Guy 1: Dude, this morning I realized I left my bong, grinder, and a bag of hash next to my bed when I passed out.
Guy 2: Lucky you did a sober search before you got caught.
by The Confuser July 4, 2009
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Sober Atonement

The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?

Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.

Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.

Earl: YEAH!

Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
by ganeshaonyaba September 20, 2009
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