read-a-book-itis

(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.

Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis

by anonymous_two November 5, 2008

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.

I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!

by jawaid man March 3, 2009

readarific

if a book is amazing it's readarific

Whoad, dude did you read Paper Towns it was like meg readarific.

by KookyKamaria January 2, 2009

readefecation

1. noun. reading while shitting.

that was some long readefecation.

by stanford myfoot May 16, 2009

readatard

someone who is addicted to reading and is unaware of their surroundings and lives when reading

the readatard didnt hear his friend talking to him

by rosemaryj December 30, 2009

Readnour

1. The fancy name for spam.
2. Another name for a medieval castle.
3. A kind of sock made from the leftover heart strings of llamas.
4. Cunning, evil, nefarious person.

"Man...you are such a Readnour."

"Damn it, my inbox is full of Readnour."

"Have you ever visited the Readnours in Germany?"

"If you are going to go outside, then you have to go put your readnours on."

by soulofdiscretion October 25, 2009

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010