Real Nigga Syndrome

Real Nigga syndrome is chronic disease that develops from a young age, when you are surrounded by pure realness. This disease is prevalent in the Hispanic and African American communities, and is lacking in caucasian ones.

Justin: Damn nigga you real as fuck
Sa'eed: Yea I know nigga, but thats because i hang around real niggas 24/7 bull.

Justin: Word up we both got that shit my nigga. G Shit.
Sa'eed: damn you developed that shit at a young age too.
Justin: Yup Real Nigga Syndrome

by Jaythoven March 21, 2017

shit got real

Things getting serious.

"....And then 'shit got real', so I had to blast that bitch with my tech-nine."

by Diego August 30, 2003

serving me _ realness

embodying and exhibiting features associated with it.

-popularized by drag queens.

serving me _ realness:
Girl: OMG her makeup . . . serving me "Claires" realness

by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND October 7, 2020

The Real Mami Chula

The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes

just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!

Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.

Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.

by The Real Papi Chulo January 11, 2012

on some real shit...

A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment.

Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends when u realize ur late for class u would say something like: Yall niggaz be trippin, but on some real shit... I gotta go cause I'm about to be late.

by Jasmine Moore aka Peach June 11, 2006

Real Nigga Talk

when real niggas get together and spit facts about shit going on in their lives. usually is about bad bitches

ayo quan we got to link and have a real nigga talk.

by Jay Dont Stop Making Money December 1, 2018

canada isn't real

Contrary to popular belief, Canada does not actually exist. The land above America that most simpletons think is "Canada" is actually just snowy land that is uninhabitable for the current human. Wild creatures and demons live here, like the Abominable Snowman. This land is used as a nuclear waste dump for a bunch of countries, as well as the home of a fat old pedo named santa (who also dumps his nuclear waste there). The world tries to convince us that Canada exists for one obvious reason: Communism. It is clear that the story of Canada's origination is false as well. Here is some solid evidence: If Canada was founded by England, why do they speak French? How do these so-called shockingly nice citizens transcend human's natural instincts of being evil and selfish? Where do they get all of that maple syrup? How does their prime minister have such a smexy booty? These questions all lead to the conclusion that Canada simply is a lie. It is a land filled with Communism and evil. One of the biggest evils deriving from this land is bagged milk. It is general knowledge that bagged milk causes minors to be taken to Canadian Hell by Canadian Satan, where they experience a painful death. But since Canada isn't real and bagged milk is from Canada, then bagged milk isn't real so you don't have to worry about these rumors that have been created to prevent outsiders from traveling to canada and exposing the truth.

Simpleton: I'm travelling to Canada to eat maple syrup and poutine
Intellectual: You moron. You will be killed by Santa and the Commies to protect their lies. In the worst case scenario, the moose god could attack you. You should know by now that Canada isn't real.

by the official kermit the frog July 19, 2020