sleeper's remorse

When one decides to sleep in rather than get up to attend a planned event. Therefore, waking up later and wishing one had gotten up on time.

"Haley, get up. Last day to go Christmas shopping." Haley: "I'm too tired." Hours later Haley wakes up with sleeper's remorse whining because she didn't get to go shopping.

by TeachKMI December 25, 2013

Pulling a Remington

To commit an act of legendary bravery and heroism, once emulated by our great lord and savior, Remington the tard

Guy 1: Dude, I just banged three models, stole a taxi, all while inventing bacon Mac and cheese pie.
Guy 2: You just pulled a massive Remington

Guy 1: Pulling a Remington is too hard for a stupid faggot like me
Guy 2: You are not worthy

by 420BlazeItFaggots333 August 7, 2014

Mona Lisa's remorse

The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.

How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.

Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.

by Lyon tamer February 24, 2015

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

National Sugondia Remembrance Day

A day of reflection and celebration for the changes we have all gone through. Starting on November 26, 2018, National Sugondia Remembrance Day began with a text alerting the racist members of the The Webb Schools of California of the consequences of their actions. A joke gone too far, labeling a fellow peer as sugondian was the shot heard ‘round the world that led to the infamous Jackson Library Meeting. Jake Baiz dared to compliment Justice Thomas’ ethnic background. Japanese, Black, and finally... Sugondese. To commemorate the efforts and brotherhood that followed this action, we must all come together as young men and honor each other in spite of those assistant head of schools that would like to see us perish. Now I’ll leave you with this question as you remember your fallen clique members... What’s sugondese?

Student 1: Hey what are you doing to celebrate National Sugondia Remembrance Day?

Student 2: I’m flying out to Sugondia to build a library for the children

Student 1: Cool, I’m having a mock Clique meeting with my friends. I got the role as Ethan Sego, the late one.

Student 2: Cool, last year I got to play Shane Albert, the Beta one who gave in to the administrators when he get scared.

by A$APMexico November 28, 2019

Bider's Remorse

Electing someone thought to be someone different than who they were.

In 2020 the United States elected Joe Biden as 46th President of the United States. By 2021 most wished they had not voted for Joe, coining a phrase, "Bider's Remorse".

by Gerk Merkin November 29, 2020

Automatic Head Removal Syndrome

An individual with Automatic Head Removal Syndrome (AHRS) will live a life of incessant and unending suffering of which any form of mercy is confiscated, and all hope is instantly overshadowed by uncontested despair. They are forced against their will to commit horrific acts that no one should see. In the event eye contact is made, the individual will become instantaneously incapacitated until the deed is done, that deed being the beheading of the viewer. The process is swift, but undoubtedly agonizing and traumatic. The individual may only watch from an empty shell as the murderous act is executed. Those suffering from AHRS may also have a stinky wiener hole.

Gay: Do you have automatic head removal syndrome?
ARHS: Please stand by while head is removed

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021