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template person

A Template person is one who only knows how to run by the rule book.
A Template person in a Project manager role would be the one who would write template emails, ask a specific set of questions, use a limited set of phrases and act like a project manager but provide no real value.

Carol : Hi guys, are we on track for the project? I need to send status updates to stake holders. Let me know if you need to setup a meeting and I will get one on the calendar. We are really over budget and I am really getting nervous. We need to make sure client is happy.

Aaron: You sound like a template person!!
by BlackSaturn007 March 17, 2014
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Personality Profiling

I'd like to create a new genre of offense: personality profiling.

I.e. assuming that:

Someone who wears long skirts and tevos is automatically a vegan.

Someone who watches cartoons is immature.

Someone who uses dope (disambiguation: cannabis) is stupid.

Someone who gives fucks doesn't give a Fuck if you treat them like shit.

A classy lady who shows off her body because she has worked hard sculpting it should automatically be considered and pursued as the town bicycle.

♡BorealisBits
"Look at her watching cartoons again, when will she grow up?"

"Dude, stop personality profiling, there are a ton of cartoons rich with humor, complexity, and mature ideologies. Plus, think of how much hard work goes into creating them."
by ToriBorealis May 13, 2014
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personality faker

a person who copies your taste in music, clothes, makeup, hair, style, etc. and fakes their own real personality because they're jealous or want to be friends with you
me: i really like punk rock
personality faker: omf same!!!!
me: name 1 punk rock band
personality faker: mmm 5SOS?
by no snitchin November 2, 2014
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co-person

What is the correct name for a co-worker who doesn't do any actual work?
"Co-Person, or possibly just 'leech.'"
(From Dilbert - 2018/10/17)
Magdalene is a verbal cascade during meetings but
a co-person the rest of the time, leaving me and the rest
of the engineers under a work- and time-commitment
avalanche in her stead.
by OzoneBoy October 17, 2018
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pseudo-person

An individual who has less ths full rights under law and may not even know or kno why
The pseudo-person didn't know his own medical history because of a court order
by Lucky 227 January 8, 2019
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Personal Porn

Something that isn't normally porn, but is pornographic in nature or sexually stimulating to you
That guy has a fetish for puppets, so shows like Sesame Street are his personal porn.
by AshBob5000 May 23, 2018
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Forth Person

A forth person is someone who adds something new or "brings it forth" in a conversation.
Vern is the opposite of a forth person because he brings us back to the past; instead, he is a rewind person.

Josie is a forth person for bringing relevant items to the discussion.
by Hot Enchilada April 8, 2019
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