Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

by Romance77 March 4, 2010

a peanut butter

A name often used to describe guys that have larger breasts than most women.

Joe- "Hey did you hear Petey Doe's new song?"
Bob- "Yea that shits beat, he's a peanut butter."

by trololololololololll April 23, 2014

carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.

Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.

by weeewooo June 26, 2009

you may have my peanut shells

1. Statement of thinly veiled elitism. Often used when requestor is not deserving of help, or is not seen as deserving of help by philanthropic elists.

2. Used to define elitism with negative connotations.

While discussing domestic policy of the latest US administration, Jamal does his best impression of the executive leader and states "You may have my peanut shells, working poor."

by chrismeena November 24, 2005

Human Peanut Butter

The dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)

Gamestop employee: "Jesus Christ, that guy just traded in this controller. LOOK AT ALL THE HUMAN PEANUT BUTTER"

*proceeds to scrape out human peanut butter*

by ThisguywhoworksatGamestop November 25, 2010

Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick

When a person, usually a man, puts peanut butter around, in or in the general area around his butt hole and has his/her dog lick it out.

No man has ever done the Campbell Peanut Butter Trick (CPBT) only once.

Jack: Hey man, I was home last night and I was really bored so i did the Campbell Peanut-Butter Trick.
Connor: Ew gross man, you would.
Jack: Nah man, its totally a hip thing right now.
Connor: As if! I bet you do it every day!
Jack: ...

by theswinglers December 12, 2011

rotten peanut

It means someone who is a pessimist and they affect everyone's mood. Peanuts can rot.

She's such a rotten peanut.

by Ceasar Ray March 25, 2009