Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).
by Paddycakes420 November 25, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. 
Get the Nighty Patrick-Sabourinmug. by Hehehdhddvdvrvsi November 18, 2019
Get the Ben Patrickmug. A guy that love kids he often goes to the park to watch them run he has lots of candy for every type of kid
"Patrick scares me"
by Henry hogger September 5, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. It is this the crusty crab no its patrick!
by Evelyns cousin jameson December 29, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Friend: "Wow! Patrick, your ass is out of this world!"
Patrick Fisher: "Thanks buddy!, you don't need to tell me, just feel me!"
Patrick Fisher: "Thanks buddy!, you don't need to tell me, just feel me!"
by TwitchDruidMystic October 30, 2018
Get the Patrick Fishermug. Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014
Get the Neil Patrick Harris'edmug.