Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 27, 2024
To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
rich ass bitches that think they’re all that. mostly all of the girls are flat as fuck. there’s really only a few that a thicc. they say they love eachother, but they really only like the elkhorn kids. mostly all are sluts and dumb asf
“i go to st patrick’s school”- girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
“ew tf. you’re flat too” - elkhorn boy
“ugh. imma cry all night now” - girl
by xoxo elkhorn boy October 02, 2019
i am a rich billionaire and a big time CEO and i owe all of this to schooling in St Patrick’s School
by Mark Minjoot August 22, 2021
Large faggot called patrick mcdonald
by MCDONALDTRUMP December 15, 2016
When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 01, 2016
by Evan Patrick June 08, 2014