Poop Juice

When you are extremely cheesy and haven't showered for days and have taken adderall for at least 4 days in a row, anything on/in/or around your ass all blends in to be poop Juice.
I studied all for finals the past 5 days straight because I skipped class all semester and now everything down there is all poop juicey
by Mplepage1 January 28, 2020
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poop-a-tint

- stains that appear that could've been originated in the anus
1. the poop-a-stain was a poop-a-tint
by poop-a-trey December 10, 2018
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poop schmack

known as the splashing of water on or around the area of your ass when taking a heavy, torpedo-like shit into a toilet that contains water.
"Man, I caught some vicious poop schmack off of that stink ball!!!"
by Vulgardefmaker January 18, 2008
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Poop-pedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.
Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"
by Joy Stacey November 01, 2008
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poop patroller

Dude, you're a poop patroller!
by dyingtokissYou November 01, 2010
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wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.
John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!
by Pratttan January 25, 2016
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poop towel

A towel that has been used as a toilet.
Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!
by assbitch February 19, 2010
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