alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross

dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!

by john doe March 17, 2004

Nut Oven

somebody whom warms anothers testicals; a suck up; a kiss ass; usally done to a boss

Gee he is such a nut oven, he gets the boss coffee. He cleans his car. It wouldn't suprise me if he was also giving him oral pleasures too.

by J.R.F.G. May 4, 2010

nuts to you

Nuts To You is the same as today's FU expletive.

Person sees a friend about to do something illegal.

Person says to friend " Nuts To You, I'm outta here!"

by Bigdoggus May 10, 2017

nut cunt

A nut case of the cunt variety. Typically one who lets their crazy cunt ways impinge on the lifestyles of others.

Yo, Jacob Aronson is a huge nut cunt

by jecomeon October 29, 2010

Nut Stuff

The act of stuffing one's testicles into there partners anus. Usually a sexual act.

Her ass was so loose I could give her a nut stuff whilst my cock was in.

by +PF- July 18, 2005

HSN Nut

A sad, pathetic, person who spends hours each day shopping at HSN and constantly calling in.

Mrs Ashforth was a real HSN Nut. Each day about 20 packages would arrive from them.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Dusty Nut

Old Man Skeet

When a man over the age of 60 unloads his dusty nut, a white dusty cloud appears from the penis

by C1? January 3, 2009