Bisimp Noland

When you insist on having dinner with your girlfriend 2 nights in a row even though you constantly ask when your friends wanna hang out because all you do is play Fortnite

Andrew Junior wants to hang out with his girlfriend all weekend even though he blows up your phone to hang out. He’s the biggest Bisimp Noland.

by Cameron pate February 28, 2024

Bossa Nova

in my room
Hope that I'll find someone too to love
Because
The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine
Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me

Friend: "Wanna go to Bossa Nova?"
Me: Bossa Nova in my room
Hope that I'll find someone too to love
Because
The sun's engaged to the sky
And my best friend's found a new guy
I'm only getting older
I've never had a shoulder to cry on
Someone to call mine
Everybody's falling in love and I'm falling behind
Everybody's falling in love
Everybody's falling in love, oh
Everybody's falling in love but me

by daniisdiary June 4, 2024

brianna nolan

brianna gives tadhg the rusty trombone all night long

brianna:i am brianna nolan
person 2: no u give tadhg rusty trombone

by sigmasid2528 December 27, 2024

Kiss Nova day

On this day, 01/10, you must kiss anyone named 'Nova'.

-OH! Looks like it's Kiss Nova Day. Time to kiss you, Nova.
-NO

by super duper evil guy January 10, 2025

radio nova

A once-great radio station turned total shit-pile within a year. A prime example of enshittification. What little good music is played on it doesn't counter the fact that everything else about it has become a total disgrace to Irish radio. If you want a good rock station then listen to classic hits @ 94.9 FM. That's way better than nova and plays pretty much the same songs.

Respectable human being: Man, radio nova is fucking horrid. How can you like it?

Waste of oxygen: It's brilliant!

by smoking & vaping is for losers January 29, 2025

Cassandra Nova

Twin sister of Charles Xavier, bald.

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.

by 🌲 May 8, 2025

Dirty Nolan

The act of sucking one’s own dick while receiving a piss enema.

“Me and my boyfriend Zack tried a dirty Nolan last night :3”

by MuntedSquirel May 22, 2025