Johnny McPoopenheimer

God's true child

"HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHNNY MCPOOPENHEIMER, RUN!!"

by spadethecool March 4, 2022

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off

Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.

by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022

spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller

Johnny Padilla is a baller

by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019

Long Johnny

Slang term for my big dick

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long

by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018