stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 06, 2021
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ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink
Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
by chinesepirate January 09, 2019
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Ninja Pipe

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.
by Ness828 January 09, 2018
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Ninja Muffin

A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive
Do you know Carl? He still lives with his parents and is a total Ninja Muffin
by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 03, 2016
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salad ninja

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!
I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!
by RunLacey October 15, 2015
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carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 June 07, 2011
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Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020
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