A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 06, 2021
Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!
Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
by chinesepirate January 09, 2019
by Ness828 January 09, 2018
A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive
by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 03, 2016
by RunLacey October 15, 2015
A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 June 07, 2011
by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020