National partners day

A day to for all the lgbtqia+ that don’t fit into national girlfriend or boyfriend day. Yay

“Omg happy national partners day”

“Ye”

by Swaggiest person ever August 1, 2021

National Cat Day

The best time of year, and obviously best time for cats. This wonderful holiday lands on December 25. You must respect this day and treat your kitty cat like a king and queen, or else...

Friend 1: hey speaking of cats, what's the date tommorow?

Friend 2: December 25th, don't you have a phone?

Friend 1: oh! Its national Cat Day! Bye gotta go buy gifts for my dear cat!

Friend 2: ...what?

by DaCatDud September 29, 2021

National Gracie day

On January 3rd literally go find someone named Gracie and appreciate them, maybe give them a hug.

Go appreciate a Gracie

you know why?
because its National Gracie day

by AceTheRetard April 29, 2021

national demon day

National demon day is on November 28

People born on this day are uncommon and rude when they want to be however are the definition of a demon because of how mean and how odd they are

National demon day is on November 28 for people who are usually feared.

by Tom Wesley June 23, 2020

National finger day

August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy

Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏

by Posseum October 15, 2021

national fae day

national fae day is everyday cuz why not lol

fae: hi its always my national fae day
others: i know ok

by You Watanabe November 8, 2021

National Rape Day

A disgusting thing that doesn’t exist and a thing that a bunch of stupid little teenage boys who are just stupid. It doesn’t matter what gender you are! Rape has to stop! This is disgusting and terrible

“Omg national rape day is my favorite!”
Me: “go kill yourself disgusting person”

by AmaraLMAO April 24, 2022