nut cunt

A nut case of the cunt variety. Typically one who lets their crazy cunt ways impinge on the lifestyles of others.

Yo, Jacob Aronson is a huge nut cunt

by jecomeon October 29, 2010

Nut Stuff

The act of stuffing one's testicles into there partners anus. Usually a sexual act.

Her ass was so loose I could give her a nut stuff whilst my cock was in.

by +PF- July 18, 2005

nut nestler

an extreme ass kisser who goes so deeply into it they pass the taint and land on the back of the nuts. A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Tommy kept telling Mike that he was the man, that that stunt was wicked, that he was the best ever seen. Utter nut nestler, smack smack get off the sac.

by akira2502 August 28, 2009

Fucking nuts

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy

Roger is fucking nuts

by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

Left Nut

Your left testicular gland part of a pair.

"Aww man, I'm young and my left nut really hurts as I'm typing this and is radiating to my right nut."

by fagkunt22 May 28, 2019

Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

by Johnny Long Arm January 8, 2012

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009