Man I gotta go snap off a number 3 after seeing all those hot bitches at the beach in their T backs.
by CDRSANDOG June 18, 2023

10 to the power of 5931927818127173761112
by bonkoo March 29, 2024

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Dawg, as long as the checks don't ever bounce I don't care. You're like one of those fucks at the gas station who don't understand how pre-paying for gas works. I don't know how much gas you car takes.
Hym "Just pick a fucking number that resembles the amount you usually pay based on what level you tank is at and whatever your don't pump will go back on to your card."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
by Mike January 4, 2014

This mainly applies to television series that have ran for over a year. One episode number one fans are people who see one episode of a popular television show and try to integrate themselves into the fandoms of said show much to the annoyance of actual fans of the show who have been there since day one. They will usually try and strike up a conversation with an actual fan but most fans are not interested in somebody who knows barely anything about the series and will ignore them. This usually leads to them becoming aggressive over not being included in a fandom they know nothing about and will often accuse the fans of gatekeeping.
“Omg I love this show so much! I ship this character and that character!”
Real fan: “dude you’ve only seen one episode, stop acting like you’re a die hard! You are literally one episode number one fan.”
Real fan: “dude you’ve only seen one episode, stop acting like you’re a die hard! You are literally one episode number one fan.”
by Millyfnaf June 26, 2021

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.
2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.
2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.
by Jlove973 September 27, 2021
