In the b, no b's

Shorthand phrase for "In the butt, no babies," referring to the use of anal sex as contraceptive.

Noah: "Aren't you worried about knockin' her up?"
Karl: "Nah, brah! In the b, no b's!"
Noah: Werd!

by Capt. Fantasy August 18, 2006

the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b December 22, 2007

There is no god

Usually the first thing that someone must admit to themselves before becoming a Freethinker.

Once John said there there is no god, he realized that all of us are part of a million year old social structure that is as complex as any of our body parts.

by Pointer of the Obvious October 12, 2008

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

A statement said in reference to a female that was previously hot but currently is not, possibly due to intoxication or simply by letting herself go.

Your friend introduces you to a girl at the club and says, "Yo bro, this is Stacy, the chick from high school." After politely saying "hello," you turn to your homeboy and say, "There is no Dana, only Zuul."

by SteveSax November 6, 2010

this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

wha chu up to no good

Used by fast talking southern folk. It basically means "How are you?"

Southerner: Wha chu up to no good there brotherman?

Yankee: What the fuck did you just say?

by damnstraight November 6, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007