Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.
I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.
by barfeedbob October 06, 2011
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Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.
Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."
by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008
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brain child

the FUCKED UP idea of someone who just comes up with something totally random and puts it into motion without thinking about it first
Person 1: "Why the hell are we doing it that way now?"
Person 2: "I don't know, it was dickhol's brain child"
by jessewallace May 27, 2011
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Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.
Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain
by Allen Watts March 05, 2009
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brain jizz

The intellectual goo that is secreted in the hypothalmus when one experiences an epiphany leading to euphoric pleasure (also known as braingasm).
Dude, when I saw that kitten, I realized the meaning of life, and I got brain jizz everywhere.
by Voodoo Karate December 16, 2010
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brain ninja'd

A medical term used to describe when an extrodinary woman leaves you speechless.
Ben: You always ignore me when I call you.
Brittany: Ya well you never leave a message
Ben: (speechless)
Brittany: Ya you've been brain ninja'd !
by Benny Frederick April 07, 2009
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Monkey brains

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs
Hey check out my monkeybrains!
by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
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