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National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.
"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"
by National Day Guy April 11, 2019
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National single day

When you are alone and single and a loveless person on April 13
by Alone13 April 11, 2019
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National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!
National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.
by iLife was April 15, 2019
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National Gucci Day

When all the rich kids meet up and spend their parent’s money on Gucci.
I can’t wait for national Gucci day I’m gonna but so many things!
by BigBoyCeno October 3, 2019
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National swimmer day

October 29 is national swimmer day. On this day we celebrate our swimmers. So go say happy national swimmer day to all of the swimmers you know! Show your appreciation for the hard work/training they do every day.
“Hey look it’s a swimmer”
“Oh yea it’s October the 29th it’s national swimmer day”
“I’m going to tell them
by Jackson74 October 5, 2019
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national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.
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National Scramble Day

When your in a pickle send a dick pic and scramble (sending a dick pic and blocking the person)
"hey what happened with you and that girl you were texting"
"well its national scramble day so i had to send a dick pic and block her"
by the counil November 30, 2019
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