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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

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math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
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Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point
Math Teacher: What is 1-1

Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
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tha math

top notch, if something such as lasagne or alannah is above the average.
alannah, tha math
lasagne, tha math
tea, tha math
basshunter and phil and ally, tha math
sasannachs, not tha math
but this lasagne alannah and phil cunningham made, tha math
by thamath January 22, 2014
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math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.
Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-
by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024
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Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.
"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024
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Math Mad

In simple words a person that have a strong relationship with the maths, using some math expresions un his phrases
The guy in my class is a math mad, he say to me "son of a binomio" "You are a zeptogram"
by Solidzer0 January 25, 2023
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