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guy1: Mac, you totally were hitting on that chick last night.
Guy2: Then you obviously dont understand what game is mac.
by sixththeman August 2, 2008
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1. Definition of a person or an action who/that is thought to be of homosexual orientation/origin, based on attitude, clothing, speech, etc

Usually used when walking on the street and seeing someone you think is gay and wanting to transmit the message to your friends without other people, strangers, knowing.

It started from the following: "What can't you say really fast like gaygaygay....uhm...bigmac bigmac..."
1. OMG he's SUCH a Big Mac!!!

2. A(boy): "I use both shampoo and conditioner that's made specially for blonde hair". B: "LOL....Big Mac!!!" (used as a joke ...in case the boy is just metrosexual)
by Imladris May 6, 2007
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MAC

An incredibly fine soccer player.
I think that might be a MAC that just scored.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Mac Rumors

False accusations against Macintosh and Apple that uneducated windows users tell to other computer illiterate in efforts to prevent Macintosh from gaining more market share. These things are also said to make Mac users feel dumb, stupid, bad, or snobby. These rumors include but are not limited to:

Macintosh is overpriced/expensive
Macintosh is not compatible with anything that Apple didn't make.
Macintosh computers cannot run games.
Macintosh is less secure.
Macintosh locks you in to using only Apple products
Macintosh does not have any good programs.

None of these rumors are true, and all can be disproved with just a little research. Still, most computer users are too illiterate or stupid to figure anything out for themselves. These users make up 70% of Windows users who are only looking for a cheap computer, resulting in unfair game for Microshit.
Guy1: Once I stopped listening to all the Mac rumors and bought one for myself, I was the happiest computer user on earth.

Guy2: I told you that your other friends have no idea what they're talking about.

Guy1: I know. Thank you so much, I'll never put up with Microshit again.
by KT JDDD January 23, 2011
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No mac no

A phrase used to deny the effectiveness of a joke, often just shortened to NOOOO! Refers to the various blown jokes of late 2002- early 2004 Of Brian MacMillan.
Jim: So I says to him, I says, Why are there so many Jews in Ireland?
Bob: Why?
Jim: I says, there aren't!! Hahahhah.
Bob: NO MAC NO!
by GreetingsBitches July 25, 2004
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MAC ATTACK

A name for a closet homo who trys to get it on with a straight guy after he has had a few drinks.
That dirty homo he was really blind and tried to mac attack me. Everytime that guy has a few drinks he tries to pull a d mac on me. I would try to avoid that guy i think he is in the closet he always trys to pull the guinea on me when hes pissed.
by nappy1983 May 13, 2010
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Mac Sauce

The cum of a person who’s name begins with the letters Mac
Ian busted his Mac sauce all over the hookers face
by TheMandem69 January 7, 2021
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