mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese

Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker

by T DePuy October 3, 2005

mexican powerade

After enjoying a delicious margerita, the man energizes the woman by pissing a (lemon lime-esque) stream into her mouth. Its the beginning to one crazy night in tijuana.

u mix a little jose cuervo and lemon+lime juice and away we go. Get her tanked and she'll enjoy the rush of mexican powerade.

by john figgins July 15, 2007

Sexy Mexican

A very sexy, adorable man. Usually with dark brown eyes you get lost in, and gorgeous dark curly hair. Often he has a beard or at least a goatee. May or may not actually be Mexican, but looks enough like one that semantics shouldn't matter. Very good at everything he does, be it car repair, bed refurbishing, or auto detailing. Super smart (and not afraid to tell you so!) and he knows his way around a computer. Especially a computer that isn't his. Known to occasionally carjack when he isn't busy zipping around town on his motorcycle. Some Sexy Mexicans are so hot and so Sexy you may feel compelled to drive around town aimlessly for hours at a time, with the hopes of a five-second Sexy Mexican sighting. Then you can feel good about yourself knowing the day has been worthwhile. Very elusive creature, rarely has a Sexy Mexican been captured, although legend says a certain beautiful woman has come very close to nailing him. Some even say she has nailed him a few times, though others disagree. Sexy Mexican tends to enjoy sushi and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Not at the same time, usually. Certain Sexy Mexicans might be named Shawn, but that is up for debate as well.

"Sexy Mexican rode by on his bike, while I sat with my wrecked Toyota waiting on a tow truck"

"I'm certain I saw Sexy Mexican ride by while I was being detained by police."

"Emily, what's wrong?" "Oh nothing. Just depressed about the elusive Sexy Mexican, as usual."

by Mrs.SexyMexican December 7, 2016

Mexican Strikeout

When you chase a double-shot of tequila with a double-shot of Tapatio. Optionally, the subject may also snort a line of salt as either the first or third step.

Jose drank so many Mexican Strikeouts that he did not even realize that he was the victim of double anal.

by KelleyRoss August 14, 2009

Mexican yawn

When an infectious yawn passes from person to person along a line or through a group, until everyone has yawned in sequence. Like a Mexican wave - but with yawning. Extra points awarded if the original yawner is triggered again.

Operative 1: Dude, the Boss's team briefing was sooo boring today that Kevin started yawning his head off. Jill caught it from him, and she passed it to Randall, and pretty soon it had run right round the table back to Kevin.

Operative 2: Mexican yawn, dude.

by TheNix August 22, 2009

mexican headrush

a sexual position where the male partner shaves his head and inserts it into the females vagina

jose- ay homes my head hurts guey.

miguel (taco stand owner) - y pinche pendeho? no mames guey. que paso? RED OR GREEN SAUCE!!!!!!!!!

Jose- cuz homes i gave some fat jaina a mexican headrush

by hashbro December 8, 2009

Water Mexican

Any person(s) originating from the islands of Hawaii.

Those damn water Mexicans have had it too easy.

by Plyth April 18, 2018