Table back

When a girl is skinny and has no booty; a very slight if any bump in the back

You could put a level on her if she was lying down and it would be perfectly centered. All that would be needed is a table cloth.

Yo, that girl has a table back. She must buy her pants in party city where they sell decorations.

by Awesome_ericcc January 18, 2022

ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 12, 2011