march 29th

the 29th of march is national eat your best friends ass after they had a shit day

veit: hey what's up bro
Jake: just took a mean shit my man
Veit: wait what? don't you know that it's march 29th?
Jake: oh SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
Veit: No worries bro just lemme clean you up real quick🤙

by Les Steiger October 15, 2019

March 28

March 28 is the day were all the hottest and cutest guys are born . If you’re born on this day you are the luckiest person on earth girls that are born on this day are OK but the boys are so cute!!! If you were a boy born on this day you have the hottest girlfriend. If your looking this up it’s probably your birthday or your friends

Girl 1: he’s so hot

Girl 2: yeah, he was born on March 28th

Girl 1: that makes sense

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

No Men March

Everyone break up with your boyfriends, it’s women season!

It’s No Men March, so I broke up with Daniel. Now I’m gay.

by Abbiefigueroa December 30, 2018

March 2

This day is the best day in the world. It is when Paul-Gabriel was born. This master of prophecies will tell your future if you go to him on this day and ask him: "Is it your birthday?".

Class: Happy birthday Paul-Gabriel !
PG: Oh yeah, March 2!

by Aguywitchneedshelp November 21, 2019

march 19

March 19 is international penis slapping day

oh i slapped 19 penises today aww i only slaped 12

march 19 is penis slap

by John Sammy JOe April 9, 2019

Clown march

When a large group of people dressed as clowns march around town

Wow! That was a really good clown march on saturday!

by Canceratit'sfinest January 26, 2017

March 5th

The Day on which Makoto Yuki/ Minato Arisatofrom Persona 3 died after sealing Nyx to save the World

„It’s March 5th, Time to cry again”

by NieR/Persona October 16, 2019