Kentucky Work-Break

Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.

I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.

by Michael Hentz October 31, 2020

The Kentucky Resolution of 1798

Advanced the theory of nullification, which states that if the federal government passed an unconstitutional law, the states had the right to nullify the law, or declare it invalid.

“Hey did you hear about that new government bill? They’re going to take away freedom of speech.”

Yeah, it won’t go through The Kentucky Resolution of 1798 won’t allow it because it’s unconstitutional”

by Patriot100 January 11, 2021

Kentucky

Lots of WASPy people. Perfect if you like the Presbyterian way of life over the Catholic one. Ofc, Kentucky is also a major producer of Tobacco. I want to get into that along with the bluegrass culture. Think: Alison Krauss. As a Cajun, it seems like a pretty chill place to live. I envy them. Louisiana is shit.

Kentucky is the most underrated state.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 6, 2021

Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish

Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS

by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021

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by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

Kentucky Fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum

Example: The impeachment trial of Trump got Kentucky fucked by Mitch McConnell.

Example: Mitch McConnell Kentucky fucked Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland.

by redditboi April 12, 2021

Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.

They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.

by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021