by SkinnyBitchHoe January 23, 2020
Get the Karenmug. They are a Species of the Karen Genus and share similar traits. Like Karen, they are easily offended or misgendered and then cry about not feeling comfortable or safe. Often, hunger strikes between lunch and dinner. She will always call an ambulance to change a tampon and then complain about it to the EMT’s Manager.
However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.
However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.
Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.
But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
However, unlike their Native Karen, this subset supports the violent and barbaric intentional murder of Jewish & Muslim babies and the gang-rape of Israeli women. This doesn't make them uncomfortable at all. If the victim is Jewish/Israeli, Keffiyeh Karen invents CONTEXT to approve murder and rape.
However, you can't call a Keffiyeh Karen out on their hypocrisy for supporting murderers, rapists, and kidnappers. Because then The Keffiyeh Karen will be OFFENDED and accuse you of ISLAMOPHOBIA, APARTHEID, and GENOCIDE.
Typically, Karens need a Revolution to fill their lives with meaning. The distinction is that Keffiyeh Karen’s finally found it with Intifada and Jihad to fill their lives with purpose and meaning. To point out, Keffiyeh Karen has not helped any civilians.
But Hamas is happy to use Keffiyeh Karens. For Hamas, Keffiyeh, Karens play an essential role against Jews, Christians, and pretty much anyone who doesn’t want to have sex with Goats. In fact, from a top-secret Hamas tactical assessment, Keffiyeh Karens are more valuable than Iran, Hezbollah, Qatar, Nukhba, and the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades combined; they are the Jihad's ultimate weapon.
Example 1: Look, Abdullah. That Keffiyeh Karen wearing a Pride Flag would probably not last very long in our home Islamic State. But we love her "fishies for fisherman."
by Snorlax#1 April 9, 2024
Get the Keffiyeh Karenmug. A "Karen" is a person that thinks their opinion matters more than everyone else's, and enforces their civil liberities and rights regardless of anyone else's that they may trample. A Karen voices their opinion in the firm belief that they speak for the entire group (if there is one involved), and is certain that Freedom of Speech also entitles them to freedom from consequences of said speech. Karens are steadfast guardians and operators of the Rumor Mill; engaging in, subtly encouraging, and frequently fabricating gossip whilst simultaneously denying any culpability when found guilty of doing so. The Masculine term, when the need to differentiate gender arises, is a "Brad".
by Amisare Waswere August 4, 2020
Get the Karenmug. 1. A Karen is a Middle Aged Women who act like they are in control over everything. ( When in all of reality, they aren't)
2. A Karen is a Middle Aged Women who will not wear a mask and will always ask for the Manager
2. A Karen is a Middle Aged Women who will not wear a mask and will always ask for the Manager
by Class of 2025_Cheerlife March 22, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Each *Karen* character is worthy of a good time. She's the ideal candidate for a shower for two. She's often busty and blonde and has fake tits.
Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.
Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.
Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Person 1
I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.
Person 2
Can I watch?
Onlookers
We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.
UFO
Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions
Local garden maintenance team
Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.
Person 2
Can I watch?
Onlookers
We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.
UFO
Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions
Local garden maintenance team
Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Karenmug. A group of middle-age (mostly) white ladies who thinks she's way better than everyone and complain about every single thing
"omg she's such a Karen, she got mad because she waited 30 minutes for her coffee and expects it to be free"
by SimplySofyy March 14, 2022
Get the Karenmug. 1. When millions of bitches gather together to discuss about anti-vaccination, and will argue over who has the most appropriate 'trim'
2. Related to Facebook, but those who may go onto this shit ass website may be cursed by this gang of Walmart shopping mums.
2. Related to Facebook, but those who may go onto this shit ass website may be cursed by this gang of Walmart shopping mums.
Lil' Timmy: Mom why do we have to go to Walmart?
Karen: To go up to the employee and put it onto my karen-blog while I complain about the manager
Lil' Timmy: oh shii-
Karen: To go up to the employee and put it onto my karen-blog while I complain about the manager
Lil' Timmy: oh shii-
by lophi1 November 4, 2020
Get the karen-blogmug.